Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Back In the Saddle Again!

Cahaya is on her own and under new hands somewhere in the Chesapeake, but the adventure continues!

Pirate John and Angel Jen have given up their staysail halyards and sheets for gensets and hookups (not that kind!).  We have traipsed the good old USA from sea to shining sea three times.  The first tour, The Great Breakout Tour (motto: Never give up, never flinch.  The best is still ahead.), was CT to CA in a Subaru Outback, tent and sleeping bags.  Angel Jen decided that was STONE AGE so we got a proper RV, named her 'Classy' and took off on Stayin' Classy Tour (motto: Stay Classy!) to CA again to see grand daughter born in November.  Followed it up with the Lion In Zion Tour (motto: Be Like Iron, Like a Lion In Zion) to spend three months volunteering in Zion National Park out in Utah.  Back to CT, off immediately to ME, then CT to refit and repair, garden a smidgeon and now, back on the road again with the Valley of the Shadow Tour (motto: Afraid?  We ain't afraid of NOTHIN'!) to spend the fall volunteering in Death Valley doing the lord's work telling tourists where to go in the service of the National Park.

First stop, PA to check in with the old timers of our family and friends of our youth, offspring, siblings and neighbors.  More of an update once I figure out the changes to this connection.  Google, god bless their hearts, have bought, it seems, the blogspot site that held the sailCahaya blog previously.  I managed to pry my way back in and scope out a bit of the new action but the seamlessness of the interface that I had before is gone for the moment.

But soon all our admirers will be able to see Angel Jen and Pirate John back in action right here!  Stay tuned!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Angel Jen is a Heroine!

Hi kids!

Well, it's been quite a while since our last update. Since we left the
islands and came back to the good old USofA we have been pretty much
hanging around, not doing much. We had to go to Fort Lauderdale to see
a doctor. I had been cursed with a voodoo hex in Nassau by a hobo on
the street and it turns this toothless old man must have had some mojo
because I got an infection and I had to go see four doctors before
they came up with an effective treatment. So we stayed in Fort
Lauderdale until doctor number four figured he had it right. Then we
struck out north.

We sailed thirty seven hours straight to Cape Canaveral. We are much
more adventurous sailors after this time in the islands. Now going out
overnight and sailing long distances that we would never attempt
before are as nothing to us. We spent a weekend with my sister and
brother in law and struck out again.

We went to Daytona Beach to see some people but they weren't home. So
we left a message and decided to stay the rest of the day and strike
out again in the morning.

After a good supper of roast beef, potatoes and carrots with fresh
cherries for dessert we read our books until dark then laid down to
sleep. The weather down here is wicked hot, like 95 degrees all day,
so we left the portholes and hatches open to catch the night breezes.

I slept the deep sleep of a clean living man with a clear conscience,
snoring up a storm and dreaming of the sea.

Angel Jen sleeps a good deal more lightly. She is still a little
excited by the good fortune to be able to lie down next to me and it
keeps her close to wakefulness most nights, I think.

At three AM some guy fell in the water and it was she who heard his
gurgled cry for help. Good thing for him, because I would have slept
right through it, I'm sure. The cry was pretty faint inside the boat.
The picture is of his boat. I took the picture this morning after the
sun came up as we left the anchorage.

She woke me up and we stuck our heads out to listen. We heard the
cries again, laced with long strings of profanity and in what seemed a
voice impaired by the demon ethanol. The night was pitch black as the
moon, nearly new, had yet to rise, so we could see nothing. At night
on the water it's really hard to tell exactly where sounds come from
or how far away they are. What were we to do?

I didn't fancy the idea of trying to start my dinghy in the black of
night and search for some drunk in the water. I figured I'd have a
good chance of running over him since I couldn't see without a search
light or hear him over the outboard motor. And in his panic he could
likely pull either me or the dinghy over even if I found him. So we
called the Coast Guard.

The Coast Guard is a service provided by your benevolent federal
government. When we were in the Bahamas there was no equivalent
service over there. We were really glad to have these three
professional young men show up and take over the task of dragging this
souse out of the drink.

They asked him how he fell in the water and he had no idea. When they
asked if anyone else was on the boat he said he didn't think so, maybe
his cat. Oh, so inebriated was he.

The Coast Guard hauled him off to the hospital for treatment, thanked
us and left.

But if it hadn't been for Angel Jen, that man would have drowned for
sure. She is a real life heroine. She saw a problem and did the right
thing to make it better. She saved that guy's life.

Man, I should bake her a cake or something!

So be good kids, do the right thing, make life better and for the sake
of Christmas take it easy on your poor old tired teacher today.

And have a good summer and a fun time in second grade next fall. In
second grade you can look back on your memories of first grade and
say, "Those were the good old days! Ms. Hanzok, Pirate John, Angel
Jen and learning to count! Man, that was good living!". We think of
you often and hope the best for all of you. Au revoir, mon petites amis!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Dessert

Hi kids!

Dessert was key lime pie. There are a type of small limes grown down
here that are used to make it and it's delicious!

I made sure Angel Jen had more than me because: a) it's the
gentlemanly thing to do and 2) I love it when she smiles like this!

So be good kids. Try to make the teacher smile today. She's pretty
when she smiles, too.

Baby back ribs!

Hi kids!

After our marathon sailing session from Chub Cay to Fort Lauderdale
and a full day of running around, Angel Jen said,"Let's eat!"

We had been off shore for months. We needed some good old American
food. No more rice and beans. Not today!

We went to a restaurant and just about turned around and left after
looking at the prices. (Did I mention that we are epic scale
cheapskates? Well, we are.). Then I said,"No. I ain't walking another
step. We're going to eat."

We walked in and ordered up carrot-Ginger soup, barbeque baby back
ribs (note: no babies were harmed in the production of this meal),
sweet potato fries, squash with sun dried tomatos and a couple adult
sodas and we mowed it down. Here's a picture of our first state side
dinner in progress. Yeah, we used all the napkins in that pile before
we were through.

Guess what was dessert. Go ahead, guess!

Back in the USA!

Hi kids!

Angel Jen and I decided it was time to head back to the USA so we took
off!

We had real strong winds, 20-25 knots. It was from a good direction so
we just sailed and sailed. We covered mile after mile, from Warderick
Wells, where the last installment of the blog was written, to Allens
Cay, then Nassau, then to Chub Cay.

We anchored in Chub Cay in a place that was really 'rolly'. That is,
because of the high winds that we were having the waves made the boat
'roll' back and forth, up and down all night. We didn't sleep well at
all but the winds were made for traveling so early the next morning we
headed out for Gun Cay, seventy miles away.

We traveled all day and arrived at sunset. We stopped for a bit but
the seas were 'rolly' again so Angel Jen said,"Lets go! Florida or
bust!"

This meant sailing all night long after our long day. We would be
exhausted, but when the Angel is determined, nothing stands in her way!

I made her stop and listen to the marine weather at least. They were
predicting the good winds to continue so we struck off for Fort
Lauderdale as the sun set.

The night was beautiful. There was a sliver of an almost new moon for
a couple hours after sunset. Then the stars came out and we could see
the glow of Florida's cities way over the horizon fifty miles ahead.

We took turns driving the boat and trying to sleep and sunrise found
us just eight miles off the port in Florida. We sailed in, found a
marina and had a little breakfast.

Here's a picture of Angel Jen after 134 miles of sailing reading her
book. After that we went out around town all day.

That girl is tough!

So there you go kids. There's the moral of the story. Camptown women
are tough! And you can tell'em pirate John said so!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Dumb parking

Hi kids!



Angel Jen and I are back at the Exumas National Land and Sea Park in
Warderick Wells Cay. We were here last April 13th. We are on our way
back to the good old US of A, sailing back up the chain of islands we
sailed down before.

We say this sea plane aground on a sand bar when we got here. Some big
shots from a movie company were in park headquarters. They flew in on
this sea plane.

Sea planes have big floats instead of wheels. The floats allow them to
land on water. Wild, huh?

The pilot parked his plane in a place with real shallow water. Then
the tide went out. So the stupid plane was stuck in the sand. The
pilot had to REALLY gun his engines to get the plane out of the sand
when he tried to leave.

He made it. But I'll bet he was embarrassed.

So if you make any dumb mistakes today, kids, remember: it happens to
the best of us.




John

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Smell my feet!

Hi kids!

You won't believe what happened to me yesterday! Angel Jen and I were
on the beach with a bunch of other cruisers. I had just finished
giving a knot tying seminar in which the beauty of the Turk's head
knot was shown and the miracle of the one handed bowline was
demonstrated. (Many cruisers attended and much joy was had.)

We were ambling out to the boat after collecting all our materials
when we saw another 'moving rock' in the water. A sting ray! The
dangerous sea creature that killed the crocodile hunter, Steve Irwin!

We got our cameras ready and went to investigate.

Sure enough, it was a ray but not just one. It was a mama ray and a
baby ray, too!

These big flat 'fish' actually seem to be flying through the water.
They don't wiggle side to side like a regular fish, heck they don't
even HAVE a side, they are flat. They flap their wings like a bird to
move.

So this big, giant Ray started coming for me. She flew straight for my
feet. I stood still, waiting for death. Then she got to my feet. She
took a sniff of them, turned tail and flew off.

Saved by my stinky feet! Even an evil sea creature couldn't overcome
the smell!

I'll never wash my feet again!