Monday, December 21, 2009

Getting sand bit

Hi kids!

Here is a picture of a nice man in a boat. That thing he is standing
beside that looks like a post with things sticking out of it is called
a 'tow bit'. At the back of his boat are two 250 hp engines. The nice
man ties a big fat rope called a tow line or a hawser to the tow bit,
and uses it to haul sailboats out of the mud when they get stuck.

Why do sailboats get stuck in the mud? Well, you might ask that,
mightn't you? The intracoastal waterway is not very deep and it's not
very wide in a lot of places. In Georgia swamps this is especially
true. And sometimes the chartplotters have mistakes in them that show
the route as being through a place that's too shallow for a big boat
to go. Unhappily, the paper charts show the same thing. The cruiser
guide book, which describes the route in words and pictures as opposed
to the map presentation on a chart, doesn't say anything about the
shallow spot. Neither does the Coastal Pilot, a book put out by our
friend, the big benevolent federal government. And the navigational
aids in the location are put in the wrong place so there's no warning.
Then the sailboat sails into the shallow place and gets stuck.

The nice man in the tow boat said he had pulled six people off that
sandbar this month. In the picture the nice man is adding up the
charges for his visit to pull us out of the mud. The nice man calls
adding up the charges "cyphering" as in "well, I have to do some
cyphering now". But he says,"waal, ah gots ta do sum sahferin' nao.".
He cyphered the charges to be $1200. If the nice man cyphers up
charges of $1200 for every poor, lost Yankee fool he hauls off this
mismarked, blesséd sandbar, how much money does the nice man cypher up
in a month?

You and the teacher figure that one out, then have a nice holiday.
Love from the swamps!

Salt water in my coffee!

Hi kids!

We are in southern Georgia, a state the established by England as a
penal colony back in the day. 'Penal colony' means it was a place to
send prisoners. Instead of locking some prisoners up in a jail they
put them on a boat in England and told them to go live in Georgia.
From what I can see this was one cruel punishment. The places we have
been sailing through are endless swamps. Mile after mile of swamps
with no houses, no roads, barely any solid ground to stand on. Just
acres and acres of water and swamp grass.

The winds have been really blowing lately. They blew so hard they made
big waves when we were in a really wide river. The waves got big,
splashed against the boat, kerSPLASH, and made spray go up in the air.
It came down all over me. I had a travel cup of coffee beside me and
when I picked it up to keep drinking it, the top was covered in salt
water! Yuck!

Here's a picture of a pelican up close. They are really clumsy birds.
They land by doing a faceplant in the water. When they are fishing
they land with their mouth open and try to snag a fish. They're quiet,
though. They never make a cry. At least we haven't heard any. So I
guess they ain't stool pigeons, huh? Ha!

Ok, kiddos, be good, have a good time off from school and don't forget
to come back after it's over. Your old teacher would surely miss you!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Spikey trees?

Hi kids!

Here's a picture of a palm tree. These things grow all around down
here in the south. They are some funny trees. The leaves are all in a
bunch at the top. The leaves are like two feet long, spikey and sharp.
The trunks are straight, thick and have just about no branches. They
are really different from Pennsylvania trees.

When you go a long way away from home you see lots of different
things. If you keep your eyes open, there are lots of things to see.

If you keep your eyes closed, you'll trip and fall on your face. So
keep your eyes open!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Christmas boats

Hi kids!

We spent today in Charleston, South Carolina, where were fired the
first shots of the great rebellion. We got off the boat and walked to
a mail box so Angel Jen could mail some letters. She writes long
letters to her mother about where we are and what we are doing (so
she'll have plenty of evidence against me if she needs it, she says).
We walked all over town looking in shops. We didn't find anything we
liked. Then we walked to a college library to do our Christmas
shopping. We took our lap top computer along, jived some computer geek
into letting us on their wireless network and shopped online. Man, do
we ever love the Internet!

It felt so good to take a walk! We had been on the boat for over a
week. On the boat you can only go a few feet in any direction before
you run out of room. We walked for MILES!

The houses down here in Charleston are grand. They are really big, old
and have huge porches. The porches are because in the summer it's so
hot people don't want to be in the house. They want to sit put on the
porch and have a mint Julip and watch the neighbors. They don't just
have one porch. They have a porch for the first floor, another on top
of that for the second floor and another on top of that for the third
story, all with big columns. Very nice.

They have palm trees, too! We were surprised.

When we came back to the boat we took our dinghy out through all the
boats in the harbor and we saw this boat all decorated for Christmas.
I took a picture because I thought it looked nice. I love Christmas. I
love the decorations. I love the shopping. And I especially love
singing along with the Christmas music. My singing is really good. It
cheers people up. And it gives them energy. At least whenever I start
singing along with the Christmas music, Angel Jen gets extra energy
and starts walking really fast. Sometimes so fast it's hard to keep up
with her.

Well kids, you be good and listen to the teacher because1) she's
always right and B) if you shut up and listen you just might learn
something.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

We're Aground!

Hi kids!

Well, we really did it this time. We were boogying down the old
intracoastal waterway, minding our business and marveling at the tons
of egrets, pelicans, turkey vultures, terns and ospreys we were seeing
when, WHAM! A dolphin surfaced and blew his air out! It was a real
surprise because 1) we are miles from the ocean in 12' of water (I had
no idea they came into places like this) and B) it was really loud!
(he was only a couple feet from the boat)

A little while later I saw a bunch of water being thrashed around and
splashed in the air up ahead along the side of the waterway. There
are places down here called Alligator River and Alligator Bay and
Alligator Creek so we figured it might be an alligator. I stopped the
boat to see. Jen got the binoculars out but by then the commotion was
over and we didn't see any alligator. I went to put the boat in gear
and NOTHING! The gear shift mechanism was kaput! This darn waterway
is so narrow, the wind and current were so strong that before we could
get a sail up or the anchor down we were aground, nose right into the
mud at the side of the channel.

The boat was pointing directly downwind so there was no way to sail
her out. This all happened at full high tide (wouldn't you just know
it) so there was no hope of waiting for the tide to float her off and
no time to waste, since the ebbing tide would leave her high and dry
and tip her way over. I put the engine in gear by hand and tried
backing her off. Nothing. We tossed out an anchor over the stern and
tried 'kedging' her out by pulling on the anchor rope to pull her
backward while I ran the engine hard. Nothing. We tried taking the
anchor way out to the side with the dinghy, attaching it to the rope
that pulls up the sail (the main halyard) and pulling hard to tip the
boat over so it would come out. Nothing. While I was fiddling around
with the dinghy Jen saw the dolphin's fin and started yelling Shark!
Shark! Thanks a lot, Angel Jen. Just what I need. A stuck boat and a
heart attack. But it was an honest mistake.

We were really and truly stuck. I had to call a man with a tow boat
to pull us out. Boy, was that expensive!

After he pulled us out of the mud with his power boat we anchored in
the middle of the channel to pay him. After he left we pulled the
anchor out to go Then the engine stopped. I had to drop anchor anchor
again real quick and go bleed the fuel lines. By now it was about
dark. We were miles and miles from anyplace to tie the boat up. We
had to drive the boat through the dark using the chartplotter and
radar. The lighted navigational aids were almost two miles apart, the
channel was narrow and shallow. We were really nerved up with this
situation, I tell you.

When we got to the place to tie up the boat we had to sneak into a
curving side channel even more narrow, navigate around a bunch of
other boats and land against a dock in the dark with no lights on the
boat or the dock and no reverse gear to slow the boat down. I'm
telling you!

We made it. We snuck in slow and slid her up next to the dock, tied
her up and said, 'Whew!'. Were we ever glad THAT was over!

And through all that excitement not an angry word was spoken between
Angel Jen and I. We hollered, true, but just to make ourselves clear.
It's great to work with someone who can help when things go wrong and
who can figure out what to do next without yelling, 'You stupid head!'
or something. Angel Jen is a good old girl. And after it was over I
told her so. She said,'I think I'll keep you.'

Ain't she sweet?

Here's Angel Jen having a glass of soda under the Fat Tire sign in a
place where we ate the other day. I think I'll keep her, too.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Tree beards

Hi kids!

We sailed past lots of golf courses and stuff today and out into the
swamps again. We are seeing a lot of stuff we rarely or never see up
north.

Like the moss in the trees. The trees in this picture are all covered
with moss. It hangs down and blows around and makes the trees look
like they have long beards. That's funny!

Up in the top of one of the trees is a huge bird's nest. It was made
ny an osprey. This is a big muscular bird like an eagle that sits up
in the trees, looks for fish in the water then dives down to get them.
They don't just delicately pick the fish out of the water like the
eagle. They do a face plant right into the water with a big splash
then come up with the fish in their talons crying,'Cree! Cree!' big
show offs, those ospreys.

We are also seeing lots and lots of pelicans. They are really funny
looking and really clumsy. They have big heads with big long beaks.
Under their beaks there is a pouch. To fish they fly along a few feet
above the water, then, when they see a fish, they dive in with their
mouth open and try to get the fish in the pouch. It makes a huge
splash. And they never land in the water any other way. They just
crash land face first then flip themselves over. It's really funny to
see.

Angel Jen is writing her journal in the picture. She writes down the
things we see, the places we go and how much fun it is to be on a boat
with me. Then she sends it to her mother so her mother will know, too.

Just think. You could learn to write and someday take a trip to see
pelicans and write a letter about it, too. If you learn to write, that
is. So pay attention to your teacher and if you play your cards right
she might teach you how to do it.

Mansions

Hi kids!

Well, Angel Jen and I broke another interstate barrier thrusting
boldly into South Carolina, the state that struck the first blow of
the Civil War by firing on the Yankees' warships at Fort Sumpter. You
can ask your teacher about THAT mess. I think she remembers it.

Well, as soon as we got into South Carolina the waterway was lined on
both sides by golf courses, marinas, shopping malls and great big
houses. The town was called Myrtle Beach. I guess a lady called Myrtle
used to live there or something. People come from all over to vacation
here, play golf and enjoy the beaches. Why here and not right next
door in North Carolina? I believe it it because someone long ago
decided to try to make a good vacation place and began working on it.
It took years and years but they did it.

You can start to do things if you decide to and as long as you don't
quit you might succeed. Maybe one of you can start making Camptown
into a great place for something. Keep doing it and you might live in
a mansion like these along the intracoastal waterway in South Carolina
some day.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Change

Hi kids!

When we go sailing down to the south we have to spend day after day
sailing and sailing and sailing. We are outside all day in the wind
and cold. Sometimes it gets wet and we still have to be out there,
sailing and getting wet.

Well, one of your belovéd teacher's oldest and dearest friends, also
an old friend for Angel Jen and me, lives near the water in North
Carolina. She came and got us, took us to her house for overnight, let
us take showers, fed us and let us sleep in a warm soft bed. The day
she did this it was cold and rainy and we were really glad to have a
friend like that!

A friend like that can make a change in your day. Here's a picture of
our old friend. Her name's Kathy. She's a sweetheart.

Remember, kids, have a friend, be a friend and make the world better!

Giraffe

Hi kids!

We are back on the boat heading south. Along our route are many
people's houses. We like to look at the houses as we float along. In
today's picture, I hope you can see it, is a giraffe. It's not a real,
live giraffe. It's like a giraffe statue or something but it's real
sized and painted to look real. Someone went out and got a full sized
giraffe statue and put it in their yard! That's NUTS! We also saw a
house that was as bright pink as a flamingo. A bright pink house!
That's NUTS! It had its own lighthouse, also bright pink, and a rock
climbing wall, a hot tub, a tiki hut and palm trees. It was NUTS!
Man, the stuff you see. What's the craziest house you ever saw?

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Icw

Greetings from the icw. We are at the end of the Alligator River in
North Carolina parked along the edge of the route in seven feet of
tobacco brown swamp water. There was not a breath of wind today and
less than that in the afternoon. By the time we coasted to a stop and
dropped Mr Ferrous, our sixty pound (that's big) anchor, into the
brine it was just perfectly still. In fact it was the quietest place
I believe I have ever been in. Not a bird call, a fish jump, a wind,
not an insect, nothing. The water was perfectly still. Just the barest
of undulations waving the reflected sky There is no tide here and, I
guess, no flow of water at all unless it storms, at least none I can
see or measure.

We watched the full moon rise in the sky and a couple other traveling
boats came into the bay, briefly disturbing the perfection of the
peace, then dropping their anchors and sitting quietly as us.

Along this whole route from Maine to North Carolina I have had phone
coverage and access to communication except for this spot. So I'll
have to wish my dear son Andrew a happy birthday belatedly, voicewise,
though I sent a voice email twice yesterday.

Last night we came to the end of our day near the top of the Alligator
River after dark. It was a long day, the last miles punching through a
stiff wind and a steep choppy sea which cut our speed a lot.
Reconnoitering after dark is very difficult here. There are few
navigational aids marking the way and there are shoals which shift and
make the charts unreliable in many places. We were required to execute
an s turn into the channel from a long bay around sand bars. We made
it but touched bottom a couple times. That is really scary at night.
It's hard to tell which way to go after one of those things stops you
or turns you abruptly.

We got through and into a long straight stretch cut through a bay with
shallows a mile wide on each side of us. We motored down to a place
that had 7-10 feet of depth indicated from the waterway over to shore
a mile away, turned and headed off to find a place to drop anchor. We
needed to get off the waterway in order to not get run over by a barge
in the night, near enough to shore to keep the waves to a manageable
size in the wind I expected to come up during the night but not so
close as to run aground in the gradually shoaling water or onto some
sunken log or rock on the bottom. We were about a half mile from land
when I stopped. I knew the waves would be lumpy that far out but
touching bottom earlier had made me gun shy. I put out the big anchor
and what I thought was a lot of chain for the depth, went below and
sat down to supper.

The wind increased over the next hour or so and the boat started
thrashing around. Jen asked if I had installed a snubber line. I
hadn't. We agreed it should be done and began suiting up. (A snubber
is a nylon rope with a grab hook at one end which when hooked to the
anchor chain and tied to a cleat on the deck absorbes the shock loads
of wind and wave, since the nylon stretches where the chain does not.)

By the time we got up there, clipped on our safety harnesses and I
went forward to the anchor the wind was ferocious. The boat was
pitching up and down at the end of its chain so violently I couldn't
figure out how to add the snubber where it normally goes, since doing
so involves climbing out to the end of the bowsprit, leaning over the
rail, 'mousing' (tying) the hook onto the chain, feeding the nylon
line back through an opening in the hull (a hawsepipe) to a cleat,
then feeding more chain out by lifting it off its retaining wheel on
the windlass until the load is on the snubber. If I had tried lifting
that chain up and mistimed the lunging of the boat I would have lost a
hand. By now the wind was stronger than any wind I have ever stood out
in, the boat was pitching up so violently it snapped the chain out of
the water like a hooked marlin jumping at the end of a fisherman's
line then burying the bowsprit into the waves on each descent.

I stood holding onto the rigging, frozen in place trying my best to
think of a way to take the incredible loads off the chain windlass and
rollers. The best I could come up with was to attach the snubber to
the chain as a backup in case the windlass was taken off by the shocks
of the waves. I tied it in place, lashed it to the sampson posts
(large vertical timbers on the foredeck provided for such mooring) and
retreated.

Once below Jen and I got out of our foul weather gear and stared at
each other. We hoped what we had done would hold until the wind abated
but things weren't getting any better. Then, with a sound like an
explosion, a shudder went through the boat. The chain had been thrown
off the windlass by the violent twisting of the boat and the load was
fully on the snubber and the sampson posts. If we hadn't just put it
in place, the anchor would have torn the front rigging off the boat,
possibly taking the mast with it. We had very narrowly escaped a real
disaster.

We threw on our jackets as fast as we could and jumped back on deck to
assess.

I clipped onto the safety lines again (these are called jacklines and
they run fore and aft along each side deck for times when one might
get pitched off the deck into the water) and went foreward. I knew I
had to put out more chain The extra length would cut the shock loads
which were now threatening the boat with each new wave. I also knew
this was an operation that could cost dearly if anything went wrong. I
stood in that wind, riding the boat up in the air then down into the
water for what seemed forever, the wind washing spray back over me
from each splash.

Finally I went back to Jen in the cockpit and had her start the
engines. I went forward and shouted for her to engage the engines and
drive the boat forward full throttle. When she did, I found that I
could move the chain a bit by hand. I shouted to her to stop,
surprised she could hear me, but she did. I went back to the cockpit,
got another snubbing line and went forward after telling her the plan
and giving her the cues for when I would need the engines again.

I went forward, fed as much chain as I had over the side with the new
snubbing line in place and prepared myself. Any mislaying of the lines
would at least have torn the windlass and rollers away if not the
bowsprit and rigging above. I called and she put the engines in gear.

The engines got the strain off the system enough for me to loosen the
first restraint, feed the extra chain over the roller, take the strain
onto the new line and it only took two tries during neither of which
did I lose any part of either hand. I watched the boat fall away from
the anchor back to the full length of the chain. The new line held. I
put the first line in place as a backup on the chain and crawled back
along the deck, the wind now at my back.

We shut down the engines and went below. We turned on the weather
radio and it was alive with constant looping announcements of Doppler
radar discoveries of dangerous winds in the area, which at this point
we did not consider news. The conditions outside were orders of
magnitude greater than their earlier predictions The boat was still
violently pitching and dashing into the surf, spray flying everywhere
but the shock loads had been much reduced and if the cleat stayed in
the deck and the anchor wasn't torn out of the bottom we would
probably survive.

Jen fell out, exhausted, fully dressed in bed. I stayed awake as long
as I could before I, too, slid in beside her. She woke up just long
enough to make sure I only got under the top two blankets, not under
the third one or in between the sheets. She might be in danger of her
life but she wasn't going to die with dirty sheets.

The wind continued well into the night. I tried to think of what to do
next, what fall back plan I should have. I concluded that if worst
came, we'd be blown away across the two mile wide bay and aground
someplace but there wasn't any place deep enough for us to drown by
sinking the boat. Even if she was holed and flooded, we'd probably
have some part of her sticking up high enough to cling to as she lay
on the bottom. I kept the radio warmed up to call the coast guard but
daylight came and we were still intact.

In the morning, the tumult had abated and I went out to take stock. I
found no particular damage to the windlass and only minor to the
roller system. I took the back up snubber off. The primary snubber
which had taken the beating all night long was stretched to a
permanent rock hardness but intact. I pulled in all the chain hand
over hand and we rocked the anchor out by pulling the chain straight
up over it and applying the engines forward and reverse a few times.
When I finally got it up I could see that it had been seriously buried
by the repeated pounding and that, thank god, I had planted him in
good North Carolina clay, strong enough to take the abuse.

We had a good breakfast, motored over to a fuel dock to top off then
spent the day going down through the Alligator River as the wind
gradually reduced itself to a whisper, a breath then to nothing at
all. Which is where you find us now, hoping Andrew's birthday was
quiet and good for him.

John from the boat

Monday, November 30, 2009

Locks (no bagels, just locks)

Hi kids!

We busted another interstate barrier today. We are in North Carolina
now. We are traveling in the Intracoastal Waterway, brought to you, as
I said before, by the big, benevolent federal government which means
so much to us all. The waterway runs through swamps for long periods.
Swamps are wet lands. If you were to try to walk through the swamps
you would get stuck in the mud. The waterway is a big, big wide ditch
dug through the swamp in a lot of places. The water in the swamp is
brown and yucky. It's like sailing your boat through miles and miles
of tobacco juice. Yeesh.

We had a new experience yesterday. We went through a lock. In a
waterway a lock is a place where the water level changes. On one side
the water is high. On the other it is low. The lock itself is this
giant tub with doors at each end. You sail in one end, tie up to the
wall of the lock, then wait. The lock guys close the door you just
sailed through, fill the lock with water then open the door at the
other end and you sail out. In this picture Angel Jen is tying a rope
from the front of theboat to the yellow thing, a cleat, on the wall.
We tied another rope at the back end. This keeps the boat from
flopping around when they pump all the water into the lock. There were
six big boats in the lock at the same time when we went through. It
was big!

Ok kids. We've learned about swamps, tobacco juice, locks and,
tangetially, Archimedes principle. That's enough education for one
day. So let's all sing our ABC's and numbers up to ten, just to show
the teacher we can do it. And maybe, just maybe, she'll go into
Archimede's principle if we're good.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Back on the boat!

Hi kids!

It was nice to get to meet you kids when we stopped at the school last
week. After we left school we went to have Thanksgiving dinner with
family on Spring Hill, where there is a crooked road then it goes
straight, you know the place. Then on Friday we headed back to
Virginia to get back on the boat and continue the trek south.

When we arrived we found the wind blowing WAY hard and cold. We had to
tie more ropes to hold the boat to the dock. We huddled under all the
blankets we had and listened to the ropes creak and groan all night.
We figured creak and groan was good. If we didn't hear that it meant
they had snapped!

Today the wind had stopped, the sun was warm and we began to go down
the intracoastal waterway. That is a system of canals and rivers
created and maintained by your friend, the federal government, so
folks can go up and down the coast without going out into the big
ocean. Thank goodness for the federal government!

Today we went under or through thirteen bridges. Some were high enough
to sail under. Some were lift bridges that lifted themselves way up in
the air to get out of our way. Some were swing bridges that turned
like if you had your arm in front of you and swung it to your side.
Some were 'bascule' bridges that swing up like if you had your arm in
front of you and lifted it over your head.

This is a picture of a bascule bridge opening. Sweet, huh? Big ole
Pirate John, coming through. Get outta the way, bridge!

So, kids, see if you can count to thirteen. It's not hard, if you do
it often enough. Let's see. One, two, thirteen. Is that right?

And remember kids, the teacher is what? That's right. The teacher is
ALWAYS RIGHT. Got it.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Fw: Reflectivity! Wow

This just in from Melvin the master moose hunter who gets the weekly prize in physics research from Cahaya Institute.  Way to go Mel.  I expect to see a little more from the rest of you!


Hemispherical spectral reflectivity:
\rho(\lambda) = \frac{G_{\mathrm{refl}}(\lambda)}{G_{\mathrm{incid}}(\lambda)}
where Grefl(λ) and Gincid(λ) are the reflected and incident spectral (per wavelength) intensity, respectively.
When did they invent that? :-))
 I missed that one in school.
I like your blog. Waiting for the next one.
Later
Mel

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Plaque at the customs house

Plaques

Reading

Hi kids!

Here's a picture of Angel Jen reading a plaque in Yorktown. The
writing talks about the colonists, how they farmed tobacco, trades
with Indians and argued with the Englishmen back home who had sent
them over to Americain the first place. Yorktown is covered with these
plaques. You can't swing a cat without hitting a plaque in this town.
If you can read them they tell the story of the history that happened
here. If you can't read, you, little friends, are just out of luck.
So pay attention when your teacher tries to teach you how to read.
Maybe someday you can read about French naval guys and exploding
statue heads and stuff.

Plaque

Hi kids!

Just in case any of you cynical little doubting Thomas' were
questioning my story about all the Frenchmen at the battle of
Yorktown, here's a picture of the plaque placed in their honor by the
Daughters of the American Revolution, a group not known to prevaricate
in favor of the French. It's right by the monument with the lady whose
head took the lightning bolt.

Liberty monument


Hi kids!

We are in Yorktown, Virginia. This is the site of the final battle of the Revolutionary War. The general on the American side was George Washington. The general on the English side was Lord Cornwallis. The Americans also had help. They had signed a treaty with our old friends the French and the nice French had sent an army under their general Rochambeau to help the Americans. They had also sent a fleet of French navy ships under their admiral de Grasse all the way from the West Indies, a thousand miles away, just to help. There were just as many French soldiers there as Americans and a lot more French navy. Man, those French guys were great. That's why the Americans still love the French. Cause they're always there when you need help.

Well, in the end the Americans and French surrounded Cornwallis on land and sea. The British had to quit and we had a new country.

Right after that the congress authorized the building of a big monument at Yorktown. But they didn't authorize any money. The monument didn't get built until a hundred years later. I am not making that up.

The monument has a statue of a lady on the top of a spire of granite from Maine. A few years later the statue got hit with lightning which blew the lady's head off. They had a picture of the exploded head. It was very cool. They made a new head and put a lightning rod in it this time.

They have plaques with the names of the American and French dead. Angel Jen found the name of one of the Frenchmen that was the French form of her mothers family name. He might be one of her ancestors!

Yorktown got destroyed in the fighting but the National Park Service, another great branch of your friendly, benevolent federal government, restored many of the homes and made a museum to teach people about the history of Yorktown.

Well, kids. That's your history lesson for today. So what did we learn?  The America you love was greatly aided by the French and lightning will surely blow the head off a statue if you put it up in the air.

Now be good and listen to the teacher today. Do what she says immediately, and say, 'Yes, teacher!' enthusiastically when tasks fall your way.






John from the boat

Monday, November 16, 2009

Potomac River

Hi kids!

We are steadily sailing south. Today we went from Kent Island,
Maryland, to Reedville, Virginia. In the process we crossed the mouth
of the Potomac River. This is the river that the nations capital,
Washington, DC, sits on. Washington is about 90 miles up the river.
Up there the river is narrower. Down here it is six and a half miles
wide. That's farther than from your school to Mark Dietz's butcher
shop in Wyalusing! When we were in the middle of it we couldn't see
land on either side. Woof!

There is an apocrophal story about George Washington that says he
tossed a dollar coin across the Potomac. 'Apocrophal' stories are old
stories which probay aren't true but they are good stories, people
like them and keep telling them anyway. Like the story about the
dollar. It's meant to be about how strong he was and how far he could
throw things. Well, I hope he tried to throw that dollar up in
Washington because he sure couldn't throw it far enough to reach the
other side down here!

It was so wide I couldn't take a picture of it. So I'm including a
picture from Maine taken by my friend, Melvin. Mel is a great hunter.
He shoots birds, deer, moose, whatever flies, crawls or runs, basicly.
When he goes hunting he takes a camera, too, and takes pictures. This
is a picture of a lake in Maine. See how the trees and mountain are
reflected in the still water? This is possible, of course, because
the wavelength of the light is greater than the surface roughness of
the liquid, as the astute young physicists among you have already
concluded. For the rest of you, see if you can get teacher to dig up
some material on reflectivity, surface irregularities, wavelengths and
incidence. She's a pretty hot physicist when she gets going.

Well, kids, I'm off. Tomorrow we go to Yorktown, Virginia to see where
George Washington accepted the surrender of Lord Cornwallis to end the
Revolutionary War. 'Here ya go, Lordy Boy. Just sign right here.'. Ha!

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Dredging

Hi kids!

While we were sailing down the Chesapeake Bay we ran across one of the
machines that keep the waterway passable. It's called a dredge.

This thing is huge. It is a big, big steam shovel. The big scooper
gets chomped down in the water to the bottom. It bites a bite of mud
and sand from the bottom, picks it up and dumps it into the barge next
to it. Then it does that again until the barge is full. A tugboat then
pushes the barge off someplace else and dumps it.

Why, you might ask, would our beloved government spend money moving
dirt around the bay? Well, kids, they do it to make sure the water is
deep enough for the big ships to pass through as they bring stuff into
the cities and take other stuff away.

Man, it looked like fun to sit and move mud around all day with a big
steam shovel. I like being a traveling pirate but if I was going to
have a job, that's the one I'd want.

So kids, be good and be thankful you have a big, benevolent government
taking care of your waterways making sure your scrap iron can be
exported and your toys can keep coming to the stores near you.

The biggest bridge in America, almost

Hi kids!

Well, Angel Jen and I are a sailing down the old Chesapeake Bay like a
couple greased hogs sliding on wet ice, or something.

Whoa, Angel Jen! Slow this buggy down! (She was driving the boat
today. I worked on ropes, tied Turks head knots on the shrouds and
generally attended to serious sailor stuff.)

We passed under this bridge today. It's the biggest bridge in America,
almost. There's maybe one bigger or something but it's huge. I
measured it on a map and it's three and a half miles long. That's like
from your school to the Taylor meat plant! Woof! What a bridge! The
picture is only half the bridge. It's just as long on the other side,
too.

We kept on going down the Bay. We are anchored off Kent Island on the
eastern shore. Angel Jen is up in the vee berth waiting for me to come
to bed so I better get moving. We gotta get rolling early tomorrow.

You be good kids, now. Remember, you're going to need good references
from your teachers to get into college and it's never to soon to start
learning how to get along with these people who hold the keys to your
future.

We are not dead

Hi kids!

We are not dead! It's been so long since I was able to write you I
suppose you figured we were dead but we aren't. We sailed from
Atlantic City to another town in New Jersey, Cape May, and my phone
died. With no phone I couldn't update the blog or call anyone so we
had to just sail on.

We sailed up the Delaware Bay and through a big canal (it was almost
twenty miles long!) into the Chesapeake Bay. We went to a city called
Baltimore. This was the town where the Colts used to play football
until they were abandoned in the middle of the night by the traitorous
club owners but don't get me started about THAT.

This is also the city where Francis Scott Key wrote the poem that
later became our national anthem, the Star Spangled Banner.

Our country was in a war with England at the time, 1812. We got in a
war because they used to kidnap Americans into their ships to be
sailors for them. Needless to say the Americans weren't too
'impressed' with this idea. (Get it? Kidnapping people to be sailors
is called 'impressing' them. It's true. You can look it up. )

The dirty rotten English managed to invade America and burn
Washington, DC, during that war. (Do you know what 'DC' stands for?
Da Capital, that's what.) They were up in Baltimore attacking there
next. Mr. Key was watching the ruckus all day and when he got up the
next day and saw the flag still flying over the fort in this picture,
he knew the dirty rotten Englishmen had been kicked out. He was so
happy he wrote a poem, being a man of unbridled passions. He published
it in a newspaper, people started singing it (to the tune of a
popular drinking song of the time) and eventually the government made
it the national anthem.

We hung out in Baltimore for a couple days getting my phone fixed,
visiting friends and resting up. Now we have sailed on and the next
update will be from the middle of the Chesapeake Bay. Be good, kids,
and make sure you tell the teacher how much you enjoy being her
student since she's the greatest teacher you've ever had, pretty close.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Atlantic City

Hi kids!

Well, we made it from the top of New Jersey to Atlantic City. We had
to wait at the top of New Jersey to get a new computer chip for our
chartplotter. Then we had to wait some more because a gale was
blowing. (The astute meterologists among you will recall that a gale
is defined as winds from 39 to 54 mph. ) after that I was READY TO
GO! I had spent too much time just sitting around.

So we got up at four am and started sailing to the south. We had to go
a long, long way to the next harbor. By the time we got there it was
dark, another storm had kicked up and the boat was thrashing through
the biggest seas I had ever seen. We made huge splashes and crashes as
we limped forward at half our usual speed. The winds and seas were
holding us back.

At last we saw the harbor! It was dark, our charts were wrong and the
buoys inside were all different from what our charts said. But we made
it. At 11:00 at night! We got stuck on a sand bar before we managed
to anchor successfully but Jen got us off by putting up the jib sail
to make the boat lean over so it didn't stck so far down in the water.

In the morning we could see better so we left that harbor at maximum
flood tide by looking for big ripples in the sea. Big ripples mean
fast water which means deep channel, see. Deep enough so we wouldn't
hit any more stupid sand bars and get stuck again!

Then we sailed further south to this town, Atlantic City. The coast of
New Jersey is an almost unbroken stretch of sand beaches lying low in
thecwater. You go for mile after mile and that's all you see. Then you
see Atlantic City with all its bright lights and huge buildings rise
up out of the sea.

Tomorrow we will go further south again. But right now we are tired.
Angel Jen was too tired to even eat her supper last night. I've never
been THAT tired!

Monday, November 2, 2009

Leaving New York

Hi kids!

We spent several days in New York City. We visited with my son who
lives there, went to see an aircraft carrier and walked along the
river in a park. We went shopping for new charts for our boat and
spent time in a Starbucks coffee shop so we could use the Internet.
(Man, are those coffee shop workers ever nervous! They drink WAY too
much coffee!). But now it's time to leave and sail south.

On our way south we sailed past the Statue of Liberty. This is a giant
statue of a lady in a Greek gown with a crown on her head holding a
lamp up over her head and standing on a pedestal. It was a gift from
the people of France 123 years ago. (The astute mathmeticians among
you will deduce that the gift was made in 1886.) The statue is in a
national park. Another part of the same park is Ellis Island, a place
where immigrants were let into America in the old days. Almost all
American people are immigrants or descended from immigrants. There is
a poem at the base of the statue that talks about how America welcomes
immigrants and promises a land of freedom awaits them.

These are great sentiments and they have inspired people for over a
century.

So that's why all good Americans love France and welcome immigrants.
Right, teacher?

Well, kids, our next report will be from place south. We have headed
out of New York, breaking another interstate barrier by sailing for
New Jersey shores. Sandy Hook will be first. Then, who knows, Barnigat
Bay?

New York's Big Buildings

Hi kids!

We spent a few days in New York City. This city is full of huge, tall
buildings. These things are really high. How, you might ask, do they
build them so high?

Well, here's a picture of one of thebuildingsbeing built. The bottom
is mostly finished and they are still building the top part. The
inside steel structure is in place and there is a crane beside the
building lifting parts up to finish the top part. At the middle of the
crane is the place where the crane operator works. He has to climb up
there and sit in the cab to run the crane. He's like hundreds of feet
up in the air running amachine to lift stuff from the ground up to
hundreds of feet over his head. Man, I'll bet he has a good view up
there. He's right beside the Hudson River overlooking the harbor. But
I hope he has a radio to listen to. No one is going to climb up there
to talk to him. It's too far!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween

Hi kids!

Well, I hope you had a good Halloween. Candy is great! Mmmm. Wish I
had some right now.

Angel Jen and I are still in New York City. Today is Halloween and
there are lots of people dressing up and going out. Goblins, witches,
Michael Jackson impersonators, you name it.

Here is a picture of a person dressed up as a joker. She dressed up
her little dogs, too. That was funny.

What, you may ask, does a pirate do on Halloween. I mean, I'm already
a pirate. So I'm dressing up as a businessman and wearing a suit. I
hope it works. Of course, some of the businessmen in New York are
pirates already so it may not work. I'll let you know!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Angel Jen and her macheté

Hi kids!

When I went out shopping for charts Angel Jen was left here in the
boat alone. She was happy enough for a while (as happy as she gets
when her man ain't around, that is). Then the wind picked up and the
boat started hopping around in the waves. She started to worry about
the mooring dragging and the boat crashing into something.

By the time I got back she had the motor running, was sitting in the
cockpit and had my macheté out and ready in case she needed to cut the
lines and steam up river.

I was like, "Way to go, Angel Jen!"

Looks like I trained her right. With that macheté in hand I do belie
ve she's got a little of the pirate in her, too!

The Empire State building

Hi kids!

After we bravely piloted through the East River (sailing over the
bones of the sailors wrecked and sunk there over the centuries) we
rounded the bottom end on Manhattan and went up the Hudson River to
park the boat on a mooring. Then I got off the boat to go shopping for
new charts. While I walked around I saw this building.

It's called the Empire State Building. It was built in 1932 and was
the tallest building in the world for forty years. It's a landmark of
New York City. It's like WAYYY tall.

Then in 1973 some showoffs built two taller buildings in New zyork
called the World Trade Towers. Then some other showoffs in Chicago
built an even taller building.

Then Kuala Lumper, Malaysia, got into the act. Then Dubai, then who
even knows where the worlds tallest building is any more. Seems like
everyone wants the tallest one.

Maybe we should get Camptown to build one next. Compare and discuss.

Hell's Gate


Hi kids!
There is a river that runs beside Manhattan Island called the East
River. It connects Long Island Sound and the New York Harbor. There is
one spot in the river that is very dangerous for sailors. The tidal
currents run very, very fast. They swirl and boil and can toss a big
ship around and make it impossible to control. They can even make it
crash and sink.
Funny thing about tidal currents, though. Since they come in and go
out twice a day there are four times a day when they stop entirely as
they turn around. (Of course, the astute mathemeticians among you have
already seen this as an example of the theorum that a continuous
function cannot pass from positive to negative quantities without
passing through zero.)
When the tide comes in it 'floods'. When it goes out it 'ebbs'. When
there is no current it's called 'slack water'. It's only safe to go
through Hells Gate at slack water. We looked up when that would happen
in a book then figured out when to start driving the boat to just get
there at that time. It turned out we had to get up at four in the
morning!
So we got up early and drove the boat through the dangerous place in
the pre-dawn darkness, through a hard rain with the wind blowing and
everything. It's REALLY HARD to figure out where you are going in the
dark. Boats don't have headlights like cars. But we used our charts
and figured it out. Here is a picture of one of the huge bridges we
went under, the Triborough Bridge. Man, was it ever hard to see! I
sure was glad to have Angel Jen on board. She's a good navigator and
she REALLY doesn't want any crashes.
Man, was it exciting. The river was pretty quiet at slack water but
still had a lot more current than we ever saw in Maine! And a few
minutes later, when we were past the danger place, the current came
back again. Good thing we got out of there!
Tomorrow, we go see the Statue of Liberty!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Dressing the ship

Hi kids!

After we got through talking to Captain Sean we watched as the crew
'dressed the ship'. They were taking the ship to a parade and
reception nearby. Traditionally, sailors decorate the ship by flying
all their signal flags at once to make it very colorful.

In the old days sailors couldn't talk to each other by telephones or
radios. You know why? There WEREN'T any telephones or radios. No one
had invented them yet. So sailors used signal flags. Each flag stood
for a single letter. They could spell out words by raising flags!
Then they got tired of using so many flags and invented a system of
standard message abbreviations to cover many situations. Like if they
just raised a single yellow flag that meant the ship's crew is
healthy. That was because the yellow flag stood for the letter 'Q'
which is the first letter of the word 'quarenteen'. When a ship enters
a new country they fly the Q flag to ask the new country's inspectors
to come ok them for entry. Nowadays sailors just use the flags for
show or to honor their traditions.

Well, kids, see if you can get the teacher to show you all the signal
flags on

http://www.anbg.gov.au/flags/signal-meaning.html

And maybe you can draw them, too!

Captain Sean

Hi kids!

While we moored near the Amistad in New Haven we saw a guy circling
our boat in a little red dinghy. He stopped circling and came over to
compliment us on having such a pretty boat.

We thanked him and talked for a while. It turned out he was the
captain of the Amistad. He invited us to come look at the Amistad. We
went over and he gave us a tour. It pays to be friendly sometimes!

This is a picture of the guy, Captain Sean. He has spent a lot of time
on boats. He's an old grey beard like me now but when he was a little
kid, like ten years old, he and his family sailed around the world on
a boat like Cahaya. We asked him what it was like to sail around the
world with your family as a little kid. He said it was a blast. It
took them four years to get all the way around.

What do you think? Could you go live on a boat for four years sailing
around the world?

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Looking aft

Hi kids!

Here's a picture from the saloon looking aft to the 'galley' (that's
what you call a kitchen on a boat). Angel Jen is happily making
breakfast (she loves to cook). You can see the back of our radar, the
steps to get up on deck, the ice box where we keep the food and the
end of the table. We have a small stove and oven for cooking and a
sink to wash dishes.

It's cozy which is ok because we are both cuddly. You will be happy to
know that we have a good set of Bose speakers, a new stereo and a
hookup for our iPhone so we can make the music wail when we feel like
dancing.

Be good kids and remember, keep your keels out of the mud!

The saloon

Hi kids!

Ever wonder what the inside of the boat looks like? Here's a picture
of the 'saloon'. That's what you call the eating-sitting-hanging out
part of the boat. I'm not making that up, either.

It's about eight feet long and twelve feet wide from wall to wall,
though only about five feet wide at floor level. This is where we eat
meals, listen to radio and plan our trips. We also store stuff behind
the cushions and in the lockers.

We sleep up front in the 'vee berth'. It has a bed, storage underneath
and along the sides.

At the left (you can't see it in this picture) is the bathroom. Enough
said.

Next we visit the galley!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Amistad

Hi kids!

We are in New Haven, Connecticut, hiding out from a gale. We tied up
to a mooring ball and went to sleep. In the morning we woke to find
that we were next to a reproduction of a ship from the mid eighteen
hundreds, the Amistad. The original Amistad was a slave ship. It
brought 83 Africans who had been sold to a couple Spaniards away from
Cuba sailing for their new home in the West Indies. The ships cook
told one of the Africans that the Spaniards were going to kill them
and eat them. The Africans sure weren't going to go along with that!
One of them broke his padlock on his chains with a nail he pulled out
of the ship, freed a couple of his friends and they killed the captain
and took control of the ship. The Africans demanded that the crew take
them back to Africa. The crew pretended to take them to Africa by
sailing east by day, then turned the ship and sailed north by night.
Eventually they wound up in New Haven Connecticut. The cops caught the
ship, took everyone off it and threw all the Africans in jail. It took
them two years in court to get freed. Abolitionists in Connecticut
helped them in court and when they were out of jail, helped them get
money and a ship to finally get back home to Africa to a place now
called Sierra Leone. A few years ago a black man from Connecticut
built a replica of the ship. It's on display now in New Haven. It's
the black ship on the right in the picture.

So be good children and maybe the teacher (what's her name? Ms. Hand
Sock? Something like that.) will tell you more of the story of the
Amistad including the duplicity of Martin Van Buren, then president,
the honor and integrity of former president Adams, who aided the
Africans' legal battle and that stinker in the tale, Judge Judson, who
threw the Africans in jail to begin their two year long battle for
freedom.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Chartplotter

Hi kids!

Wondering how we find our way around? Well, your friend, the federal
government, publishes 'charts' which are maps of the ocean. These are
essential to getting around. The federal government also makes GPS
satellites which means people with GPS radio receivers can locate
themselves on the map. It's services like this that make people love
the federal government so much. I know I do!

I have a thing on my boat which is like a computer with the maps in it
and a gps in it which combines these two functions and shows you a
picture of the part of the map you are in and puts a mark on it where
your boat is. My iPhone has a program in it to do the same thing. This
is a picture of the iPhone screen using that program. My boat is in
New Haven Connecticut just at the point of the red arrow in the picture.

Each of the marks on the picture means something. The black things
that look like balls in the water with loops on top are moorings. It's
safe to tie up to a mooring so that's where we tied our boat. The red
and green marks tell where the red and green navigational buoys are.
The black numbers are the water depth in feet or meters. Each mark on
the chart is worth something!

The wind will blow really hard tomorrow. We might just stay here for
tomorrow and let the gale blow by before we start the next trip.

Well, kids, remember: the teacher is always right.

Big red thing that looks like an eye

Hi kids!
Word has gotten to me that some of you were wondering what that big
red thing that looks like it has an eye is in the picture of the
chickadee. Well, swabbies, that is my little red dinghy. I pulled it
up on deck and tied it on so I wouldn't have to drag it along behind
the boat. That's because I have another dinghy that I AM dragging
behind the boat. I am dinghy rich, you might say. Most people only
have one but we like the little one so we couldn't get rid of it. Here
is a picture of me in the little dinghy after an afternoon of hunting
mussels. The bucket is full of mussels for supper. Or rather, for MY
supper. Angel Jen thinks they stink.
Can you find the part of the dinghy that looked like an eye?

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Cahaya breaks the interstate barrier again

Hi kids!

Well, we broke the interstate barrier again. We passed out of
Massachusetts waters and entered Rhode Island. Well, not so much
entered as sail by. Rhode Island is the smallest state in America.
It's so small you could drive across it in an hour. The complete name
is "State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantation". Pretty long name
for a little state!

We only took one picture of Rhode Island as we went by. If you look
close you can see a bridge in the picture. We anchored in Point
Judith in a 'harbor of refuge'. This is a harbor built by the
government where none existed before. They do that sometimes when
there is too much distance between good natural harbors. It gives
passing ships a place to hide if there is bad weather. We didn't have
bad weather but we stayed there anyway.

Tonight we are in Saybrook Connecticut. Tomorrow we will go to New
Haven. Then we cross to Long Island, breaking the interstate barrier
again! Then, the Big Apple, New York City.

Well, kids. Have fun looking at the map to find Rhode Island. Stay
strong and remember, the teacher is always right. At least as far as
you are concerned.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

1671? How long ago was that?

Hi kids!

Here's a picture of the front of the town hall in Vinyard Haven.
Vinyard Haven is one of the towns on The island of Martha's Vinyard.
If you look close you can see the numbers 1 6 7 1. That's the year the
town was started. Wow! How long ago was that? How should you know?
You're first graders. You can't even count that high let alone do
subtraction! Get the teacher to figure it out for you. (Hint: it's
338 years) the people of the town take a certain pride in having such
a long history. It makes them want to preserve their town kinda like
it was, to honor their history. The reason they could start their
town back then was because the settlers were REAL careful to be
friendly with the native Americans. Because in those days if the
native Americans didn't want you around they would tell you to leave.
They did that a lot to European settlers who weren't careful to be
REAL nice. That's why it was 179 years between Columbus finding
America and these settlers starting their town. European settlers are
slow learners, it seems.

Ok, kids. Try hard in school. Be REAL nice to the teacher and try not
to be slow learners!

Martha's Vinyard

Hi kids!

Here's a picture of Angel Jen in Martha's Vinyard. That's the name of
a big island off the coast of Massachusetts. Famous people and rich
people like to come here for vacations. People like President
Kennedy's family, Oprah, president Clinton and, recently, president
Obama, the leader of the free world and recipient of the Nobel Peace
Prize, have come here to vacation. They like this place because it's
beautiful. And it is. I have an old friend who lives here and she
showed us around yesterday. It's a really beautiful island with long
beaches and horse farms and LOTS of stone walls. The towns are full of
expensive art galleries and shops. In the picture Jen is standing in
front of one of the shops Angel Jen wouldn't let me buy anything
because it cost too much. But when she wasn't watching I bought a new
knit hat and gloves. It's been freezing out here!

Ok, kiddos. Have fun in school today. And be sure to obey every
command of your teacher, immediately, cheerfully and completely,
saying,"Yes, Ms. Hanzok. Certainly! Exactly as you wish, Ms. Hanzok."
Believe me, teachers love that!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Can a Boat Sail Under a Bridge?

Hi kids!

When we went through the Cape Cod Canal there were three bridges that
we had to go under. Two were bridges that carried cars and one that
was a railroad bridge. Here is a picture of our mast as we go under
the railroad bridge. Does it look like we'll make it? Actually the
bridge is much higher than our mast. It's just the perspective that
makes it look close. Ask your teacher to explain the mathematics of
perspective. She LOVES mathematics.

Shanties

Hi kids!

Long ago men who sailed the seas in ships spent really long times on
their voyages because their ships were slow and they had a long way to
go. They didn't have tv or anything to do so they amused themselves by
singing songs. These songs were usually about sailing or things
related to ships. They were called 'sea shanties'. Here is a picture
of Angel Jen singing her sea shanties as she steers the boat with the
big wheel. Doesn't she look happy? Of course she does. She's sailing
with Pirate John!

Chickadee Hitch Hiker

Hi kids!

We sailed out of Onset Harbor in Buzzards Bay to go to an island off
Massachusetts called Martha's Vinyard. While we were sailing along,
several miles off shore, this little visitor landed on deck. He hopped
around for a while and sat for a few minutes to rest and warm up. Then
he took off and continued on his way. How a little bird like this
wound up so far off shore I do not know. Was the little bird lost?
Was he adventurous? Was he just stupid? I mean he could drown! What
do you think?

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Cold Sailing

Hi kids!

We heard you guys had snow. Weird! Snow before you finish raking
leaves doesn't make sense. When I lived in Pennsylvania it never
snowed in October in my life! It must be that Republican global
warming. You should call Tina Pickett and tell her to vote against it.

Well, we didn't have snow here yet. The ocean doesn't cool down as
fast as the land. But it has been cold enough! Poor Angel Jen was all
bundled up in her long johns, pants, bib overalls, shirt, sweatshirt
and rain jacket and she was still cold. Here's a picture of her using
the binoculars to look out for big boats that might run over us.

We can't wait to get further south so we can be warm again!

Be good, kids, and don't even THINK about throwing a snow ball at the
teacher during recess.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Cahaya Conquers the Cape Cod Canal

Today Cahaya crossed through the Cape Cod Canal, known as the Canal of
Alliteration. (Thats a real word. You can look it up.) The canal is
this giant ditch, like a quarter mile wide, that the federal
government dug so big ships wouldn't have to go so far to get to
Boston. They could just cut right through the land and save time. It's
way deep, like 35 feet deep. There are roads over the canal but they
go way up in the air like 135 feet high, so the big ships can go
through without stopping.

The canal has a web cam so anyone with the Internet can see the ships
that go through. Here's a picture of Cahaya going through the canal.
The picture is sideways so you have to turn your head. We are the only
ship in the picture and we are a little bump on the far right. The
webcam tells what time the picture was taken. This picture was taken
at 11:31. So that's where we were when you were just about to have
lunch.

We scooted through the canal and now we are in a harbor waiting for a
huge storm that's coming. It's supposed to blow really hard so we are
hiding in our boat to stay dry and warm. Or at least dry.

So, kids, when your teacher tells you what great things our federal
government does, here's one. They dig canals for big boats and let
pirates use them, too. America! What a country!

Cape Cod Canal, Telecam, US Army Corps of Engineers

http://www.nae.usace.army.mil/recreati/ccc/telecam/telecam_main.htm

Hi kids!

We are in Plymouth Massachusetts. That's where the Pilgrims landed and
where the first Thanksgiving was. The Pilgrims got thrown out of
England for being revolutionaries. They were met in Plymouth by an
Indian called Squanto. Squanto had been to England himself and spoke
English well. Talk about luck!

Today we are going through the Cape Cod Canal. It's a canal cut right
through the land so ships can go through. The link above is a webcam.
It shows the boats in the canal. If you watch it at noon you might see
us go through!

Well, kids, make sure your teacher tells you about Pilgrims today. And
shout "Squanto" when she gets to the Indian part.


John from the phone

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Boston, Paul Revere and Jet Airplanes

Hi kids!

We are in Boston. We left Glouscester this morning in the rain and
fog. We had to use our radar to make sure we didn't run into
anything. With radar you can see through fog and dark. Kinda. Radar
is tricky to use. It just shows blobs on the screen. You have to
figure out what they mean.

We went to Boston and dropped our anchor. That's a heavy piece of
steel that looks like a plow on a chain. It digs into the bottom of
the water and holds the boat in one place. We are located near the
airport. Here is a picture of a plane taking off over our boat.

Boston was where the American revolution started. Paul Revere lived
here and he started part of the revolution. Ask your teacher about it.
I think she remembers something about it.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Two States in One Day!

Hi kids!

Well, we struck out from Kittery, a city on the southern border of
Maine, this morning at daybreak. The sunrise was beautiful and calm.
We watched a couple HUGE ships come into the port then we left. We
went across the river and we were in New Hampshire. It's another
state. Their state motto is 'Live free or die'. That's a little
radical for me. I think I'd rather talk about problems than die over
them. But that's New Hampshire for you!

New Hampshire's coastline is about sixteen miles long. That's about as
far as from Camptown to Towanda. Then comes Massachusetts. Their state
motto is 'What? You got a problem wid dat?' Well, maybe thats not the
state motto but Boston people say that a lot.

We sailed around Cape Ann and we could see the big tall buildings of
Boston on the horizon. You can justmake them out in this picture. They
have buildings that are like fifty stories tall. That's like if you
took all the houses in Camptown and put them on top of each other.
Right HUGE, I'd say.

Well, kids, be good for the teacher or she might pile all of you on
top of each other to see how tall THAT would be!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Cahaya Prepares to Break the Interstate Barrier!

Hi kids!

Cahaya has ventured to the edge of Maine! We wanted to go to
Massachusetts to sail with our guest's son but the wind was blowing
from the wrong direction so we couldn't go. The boat has to have the
wind blow it along and if the wind is blowing the wrong way we can't
go some places. We have to wait for the wind to change.

Our guest had to go back to work. So we took her to the next town
so she could get a ride home. This town is right on the border of
Maine and New Hampshire. So tomorrow when we cross the river we will
be in another state. Progress!

Here is a picture of our guest sitting up by the mast while we sailed
to the town. She is all bundled up because it was really cold. The red
thing in front of her is our little red dingy boat. I pulled it out of
the water, turned it over and tied it on deck. She is sitting behind
it watching the sea go by.

Ok, kids. Be good and eat your lunches, take your naps and stay warm.
That's what Pirate John is doing every day!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Cahaya Goes Further Than Ever Before!

Hi kids!

Well, after a week of traveling on land to dispose of our car by
giving it away (Hey, what do we want a car for? We live on a boat!) we
came back to Maine to finally leave on our great adventure. We picked
up a friend who will sail with us to Boston. We packed the boat full
of food and fuel and sailed further south than we had ever been. The
wind blew harder than we had ever seen it blow, spray rolled across
the deck as the boat splashed through the waves. We reefed the sails
and reefed some more and still she roared along. It was exciting.
Tomorrow our friends son will meet us in Marblehead, Massachusetts,
and sail with us for a day before they both have to go back to work.
We, of course, will continue the adventure. The greatest adventure two
people from Camptown and Silvara have ever been on.

Here's a picture of Pirate John getting ready to sail by having his
breakfast. Even pirates need a good breakfast before their sailing
adventures!

Well, kids, be good for the teacher or she might call you a
Marblehead, too!

Saturday, October 3, 2009


Hi kids!
Some people wonder why Angel Jen and I would want to get in our boat and sail around.  One of the reasons is the beauty of the sea.  We spend a lot of time outdoors when we are sailing.  Many times we are in places that are just incredibly beautiful.  The sunsets on the ocean are really great.  We love to sail all day, then stop the boat, relax and watch the sun set.  This is a picture of the sun setting over Portland Harbor.  Aren't the clouds beautiful?  It was such a lovely night.  And there are many beautiful places just a few miles from the land that people can't get to unless they are on a boat.  Many of the places are wild and lonely, quiet and wonderful.  And, of course, they make a great place to bury your treasure when you capture gold.  And even though you don't capture gold every day, it's still nice to be out on the water.

Well, kids, keep looking for the gold at the end of the rainbow.  If you look and can't find it, maybe Pirate John has buried it on an island.

Green Cans


Hi kids!
I'll bet you've wondered how we can tell where we are going when we are on the ocean.  Well, the Coast Guard, a branch of the US government, goes out and places things like this in the water as markers.  Then they make maps to tell sailors where they put the markers and where the land is. This thing is a green navigational buoy.  It has a bell on it so sailors can hear it when it's foggy and they can't see it.  It's made of metal and reflects radar very well so they can see it with their radar when it's foggy or night time and they can't see it with their eyes.  There are red navigational buoys, too.  They have a different shape, slightly, so we can tell them apart from a long distance.  When a sailor is going into port he knows to pass the green ones on his left and the red ones on his right to be safe.  That thing in the background is a light house.  Can you tell which one?  It was in a previous message.  Look it up!

Well, kids, be goos and keep safe.  That means 'leave the greens on your left'!