Monday, December 21, 2009

Getting sand bit

Hi kids!

Here is a picture of a nice man in a boat. That thing he is standing
beside that looks like a post with things sticking out of it is called
a 'tow bit'. At the back of his boat are two 250 hp engines. The nice
man ties a big fat rope called a tow line or a hawser to the tow bit,
and uses it to haul sailboats out of the mud when they get stuck.

Why do sailboats get stuck in the mud? Well, you might ask that,
mightn't you? The intracoastal waterway is not very deep and it's not
very wide in a lot of places. In Georgia swamps this is especially
true. And sometimes the chartplotters have mistakes in them that show
the route as being through a place that's too shallow for a big boat
to go. Unhappily, the paper charts show the same thing. The cruiser
guide book, which describes the route in words and pictures as opposed
to the map presentation on a chart, doesn't say anything about the
shallow spot. Neither does the Coastal Pilot, a book put out by our
friend, the big benevolent federal government. And the navigational
aids in the location are put in the wrong place so there's no warning.
Then the sailboat sails into the shallow place and gets stuck.

The nice man in the tow boat said he had pulled six people off that
sandbar this month. In the picture the nice man is adding up the
charges for his visit to pull us out of the mud. The nice man calls
adding up the charges "cyphering" as in "well, I have to do some
cyphering now". But he says,"waal, ah gots ta do sum sahferin' nao.".
He cyphered the charges to be $1200. If the nice man cyphers up
charges of $1200 for every poor, lost Yankee fool he hauls off this
mismarked, blesséd sandbar, how much money does the nice man cypher up
in a month?

You and the teacher figure that one out, then have a nice holiday.
Love from the swamps!

Salt water in my coffee!

Hi kids!

We are in southern Georgia, a state the established by England as a
penal colony back in the day. 'Penal colony' means it was a place to
send prisoners. Instead of locking some prisoners up in a jail they
put them on a boat in England and told them to go live in Georgia.
From what I can see this was one cruel punishment. The places we have
been sailing through are endless swamps. Mile after mile of swamps
with no houses, no roads, barely any solid ground to stand on. Just
acres and acres of water and swamp grass.

The winds have been really blowing lately. They blew so hard they made
big waves when we were in a really wide river. The waves got big,
splashed against the boat, kerSPLASH, and made spray go up in the air.
It came down all over me. I had a travel cup of coffee beside me and
when I picked it up to keep drinking it, the top was covered in salt
water! Yuck!

Here's a picture of a pelican up close. They are really clumsy birds.
They land by doing a faceplant in the water. When they are fishing
they land with their mouth open and try to snag a fish. They're quiet,
though. They never make a cry. At least we haven't heard any. So I
guess they ain't stool pigeons, huh? Ha!

Ok, kiddos, be good, have a good time off from school and don't forget
to come back after it's over. Your old teacher would surely miss you!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Spikey trees?

Hi kids!

Here's a picture of a palm tree. These things grow all around down
here in the south. They are some funny trees. The leaves are all in a
bunch at the top. The leaves are like two feet long, spikey and sharp.
The trunks are straight, thick and have just about no branches. They
are really different from Pennsylvania trees.

When you go a long way away from home you see lots of different
things. If you keep your eyes open, there are lots of things to see.

If you keep your eyes closed, you'll trip and fall on your face. So
keep your eyes open!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Christmas boats

Hi kids!

We spent today in Charleston, South Carolina, where were fired the
first shots of the great rebellion. We got off the boat and walked to
a mail box so Angel Jen could mail some letters. She writes long
letters to her mother about where we are and what we are doing (so
she'll have plenty of evidence against me if she needs it, she says).
We walked all over town looking in shops. We didn't find anything we
liked. Then we walked to a college library to do our Christmas
shopping. We took our lap top computer along, jived some computer geek
into letting us on their wireless network and shopped online. Man, do
we ever love the Internet!

It felt so good to take a walk! We had been on the boat for over a
week. On the boat you can only go a few feet in any direction before
you run out of room. We walked for MILES!

The houses down here in Charleston are grand. They are really big, old
and have huge porches. The porches are because in the summer it's so
hot people don't want to be in the house. They want to sit put on the
porch and have a mint Julip and watch the neighbors. They don't just
have one porch. They have a porch for the first floor, another on top
of that for the second floor and another on top of that for the third
story, all with big columns. Very nice.

They have palm trees, too! We were surprised.

When we came back to the boat we took our dinghy out through all the
boats in the harbor and we saw this boat all decorated for Christmas.
I took a picture because I thought it looked nice. I love Christmas. I
love the decorations. I love the shopping. And I especially love
singing along with the Christmas music. My singing is really good. It
cheers people up. And it gives them energy. At least whenever I start
singing along with the Christmas music, Angel Jen gets extra energy
and starts walking really fast. Sometimes so fast it's hard to keep up
with her.

Well kids, you be good and listen to the teacher because1) she's
always right and B) if you shut up and listen you just might learn
something.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

We're Aground!

Hi kids!

Well, we really did it this time. We were boogying down the old
intracoastal waterway, minding our business and marveling at the tons
of egrets, pelicans, turkey vultures, terns and ospreys we were seeing
when, WHAM! A dolphin surfaced and blew his air out! It was a real
surprise because 1) we are miles from the ocean in 12' of water (I had
no idea they came into places like this) and B) it was really loud!
(he was only a couple feet from the boat)

A little while later I saw a bunch of water being thrashed around and
splashed in the air up ahead along the side of the waterway. There
are places down here called Alligator River and Alligator Bay and
Alligator Creek so we figured it might be an alligator. I stopped the
boat to see. Jen got the binoculars out but by then the commotion was
over and we didn't see any alligator. I went to put the boat in gear
and NOTHING! The gear shift mechanism was kaput! This darn waterway
is so narrow, the wind and current were so strong that before we could
get a sail up or the anchor down we were aground, nose right into the
mud at the side of the channel.

The boat was pointing directly downwind so there was no way to sail
her out. This all happened at full high tide (wouldn't you just know
it) so there was no hope of waiting for the tide to float her off and
no time to waste, since the ebbing tide would leave her high and dry
and tip her way over. I put the engine in gear by hand and tried
backing her off. Nothing. We tossed out an anchor over the stern and
tried 'kedging' her out by pulling on the anchor rope to pull her
backward while I ran the engine hard. Nothing. We tried taking the
anchor way out to the side with the dinghy, attaching it to the rope
that pulls up the sail (the main halyard) and pulling hard to tip the
boat over so it would come out. Nothing. While I was fiddling around
with the dinghy Jen saw the dolphin's fin and started yelling Shark!
Shark! Thanks a lot, Angel Jen. Just what I need. A stuck boat and a
heart attack. But it was an honest mistake.

We were really and truly stuck. I had to call a man with a tow boat
to pull us out. Boy, was that expensive!

After he pulled us out of the mud with his power boat we anchored in
the middle of the channel to pay him. After he left we pulled the
anchor out to go Then the engine stopped. I had to drop anchor anchor
again real quick and go bleed the fuel lines. By now it was about
dark. We were miles and miles from anyplace to tie the boat up. We
had to drive the boat through the dark using the chartplotter and
radar. The lighted navigational aids were almost two miles apart, the
channel was narrow and shallow. We were really nerved up with this
situation, I tell you.

When we got to the place to tie up the boat we had to sneak into a
curving side channel even more narrow, navigate around a bunch of
other boats and land against a dock in the dark with no lights on the
boat or the dock and no reverse gear to slow the boat down. I'm
telling you!

We made it. We snuck in slow and slid her up next to the dock, tied
her up and said, 'Whew!'. Were we ever glad THAT was over!

And through all that excitement not an angry word was spoken between
Angel Jen and I. We hollered, true, but just to make ourselves clear.
It's great to work with someone who can help when things go wrong and
who can figure out what to do next without yelling, 'You stupid head!'
or something. Angel Jen is a good old girl. And after it was over I
told her so. She said,'I think I'll keep you.'

Ain't she sweet?

Here's Angel Jen having a glass of soda under the Fat Tire sign in a
place where we ate the other day. I think I'll keep her, too.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Tree beards

Hi kids!

We sailed past lots of golf courses and stuff today and out into the
swamps again. We are seeing a lot of stuff we rarely or never see up
north.

Like the moss in the trees. The trees in this picture are all covered
with moss. It hangs down and blows around and makes the trees look
like they have long beards. That's funny!

Up in the top of one of the trees is a huge bird's nest. It was made
ny an osprey. This is a big muscular bird like an eagle that sits up
in the trees, looks for fish in the water then dives down to get them.
They don't just delicately pick the fish out of the water like the
eagle. They do a face plant right into the water with a big splash
then come up with the fish in their talons crying,'Cree! Cree!' big
show offs, those ospreys.

We are also seeing lots and lots of pelicans. They are really funny
looking and really clumsy. They have big heads with big long beaks.
Under their beaks there is a pouch. To fish they fly along a few feet
above the water, then, when they see a fish, they dive in with their
mouth open and try to get the fish in the pouch. It makes a huge
splash. And they never land in the water any other way. They just
crash land face first then flip themselves over. It's really funny to
see.

Angel Jen is writing her journal in the picture. She writes down the
things we see, the places we go and how much fun it is to be on a boat
with me. Then she sends it to her mother so her mother will know, too.

Just think. You could learn to write and someday take a trip to see
pelicans and write a letter about it, too. If you learn to write, that
is. So pay attention to your teacher and if you play your cards right
she might teach you how to do it.

Mansions

Hi kids!

Well, Angel Jen and I broke another interstate barrier thrusting
boldly into South Carolina, the state that struck the first blow of
the Civil War by firing on the Yankees' warships at Fort Sumpter. You
can ask your teacher about THAT mess. I think she remembers it.

Well, as soon as we got into South Carolina the waterway was lined on
both sides by golf courses, marinas, shopping malls and great big
houses. The town was called Myrtle Beach. I guess a lady called Myrtle
used to live there or something. People come from all over to vacation
here, play golf and enjoy the beaches. Why here and not right next
door in North Carolina? I believe it it because someone long ago
decided to try to make a good vacation place and began working on it.
It took years and years but they did it.

You can start to do things if you decide to and as long as you don't
quit you might succeed. Maybe one of you can start making Camptown
into a great place for something. Keep doing it and you might live in
a mansion like these along the intracoastal waterway in South Carolina
some day.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Change

Hi kids!

When we go sailing down to the south we have to spend day after day
sailing and sailing and sailing. We are outside all day in the wind
and cold. Sometimes it gets wet and we still have to be out there,
sailing and getting wet.

Well, one of your belovéd teacher's oldest and dearest friends, also
an old friend for Angel Jen and me, lives near the water in North
Carolina. She came and got us, took us to her house for overnight, let
us take showers, fed us and let us sleep in a warm soft bed. The day
she did this it was cold and rainy and we were really glad to have a
friend like that!

A friend like that can make a change in your day. Here's a picture of
our old friend. Her name's Kathy. She's a sweetheart.

Remember, kids, have a friend, be a friend and make the world better!

Giraffe

Hi kids!

We are back on the boat heading south. Along our route are many
people's houses. We like to look at the houses as we float along. In
today's picture, I hope you can see it, is a giraffe. It's not a real,
live giraffe. It's like a giraffe statue or something but it's real
sized and painted to look real. Someone went out and got a full sized
giraffe statue and put it in their yard! That's NUTS! We also saw a
house that was as bright pink as a flamingo. A bright pink house!
That's NUTS! It had its own lighthouse, also bright pink, and a rock
climbing wall, a hot tub, a tiki hut and palm trees. It was NUTS!
Man, the stuff you see. What's the craziest house you ever saw?

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Icw

Greetings from the icw. We are at the end of the Alligator River in
North Carolina parked along the edge of the route in seven feet of
tobacco brown swamp water. There was not a breath of wind today and
less than that in the afternoon. By the time we coasted to a stop and
dropped Mr Ferrous, our sixty pound (that's big) anchor, into the
brine it was just perfectly still. In fact it was the quietest place
I believe I have ever been in. Not a bird call, a fish jump, a wind,
not an insect, nothing. The water was perfectly still. Just the barest
of undulations waving the reflected sky There is no tide here and, I
guess, no flow of water at all unless it storms, at least none I can
see or measure.

We watched the full moon rise in the sky and a couple other traveling
boats came into the bay, briefly disturbing the perfection of the
peace, then dropping their anchors and sitting quietly as us.

Along this whole route from Maine to North Carolina I have had phone
coverage and access to communication except for this spot. So I'll
have to wish my dear son Andrew a happy birthday belatedly, voicewise,
though I sent a voice email twice yesterday.

Last night we came to the end of our day near the top of the Alligator
River after dark. It was a long day, the last miles punching through a
stiff wind and a steep choppy sea which cut our speed a lot.
Reconnoitering after dark is very difficult here. There are few
navigational aids marking the way and there are shoals which shift and
make the charts unreliable in many places. We were required to execute
an s turn into the channel from a long bay around sand bars. We made
it but touched bottom a couple times. That is really scary at night.
It's hard to tell which way to go after one of those things stops you
or turns you abruptly.

We got through and into a long straight stretch cut through a bay with
shallows a mile wide on each side of us. We motored down to a place
that had 7-10 feet of depth indicated from the waterway over to shore
a mile away, turned and headed off to find a place to drop anchor. We
needed to get off the waterway in order to not get run over by a barge
in the night, near enough to shore to keep the waves to a manageable
size in the wind I expected to come up during the night but not so
close as to run aground in the gradually shoaling water or onto some
sunken log or rock on the bottom. We were about a half mile from land
when I stopped. I knew the waves would be lumpy that far out but
touching bottom earlier had made me gun shy. I put out the big anchor
and what I thought was a lot of chain for the depth, went below and
sat down to supper.

The wind increased over the next hour or so and the boat started
thrashing around. Jen asked if I had installed a snubber line. I
hadn't. We agreed it should be done and began suiting up. (A snubber
is a nylon rope with a grab hook at one end which when hooked to the
anchor chain and tied to a cleat on the deck absorbes the shock loads
of wind and wave, since the nylon stretches where the chain does not.)

By the time we got up there, clipped on our safety harnesses and I
went forward to the anchor the wind was ferocious. The boat was
pitching up and down at the end of its chain so violently I couldn't
figure out how to add the snubber where it normally goes, since doing
so involves climbing out to the end of the bowsprit, leaning over the
rail, 'mousing' (tying) the hook onto the chain, feeding the nylon
line back through an opening in the hull (a hawsepipe) to a cleat,
then feeding more chain out by lifting it off its retaining wheel on
the windlass until the load is on the snubber. If I had tried lifting
that chain up and mistimed the lunging of the boat I would have lost a
hand. By now the wind was stronger than any wind I have ever stood out
in, the boat was pitching up so violently it snapped the chain out of
the water like a hooked marlin jumping at the end of a fisherman's
line then burying the bowsprit into the waves on each descent.

I stood holding onto the rigging, frozen in place trying my best to
think of a way to take the incredible loads off the chain windlass and
rollers. The best I could come up with was to attach the snubber to
the chain as a backup in case the windlass was taken off by the shocks
of the waves. I tied it in place, lashed it to the sampson posts
(large vertical timbers on the foredeck provided for such mooring) and
retreated.

Once below Jen and I got out of our foul weather gear and stared at
each other. We hoped what we had done would hold until the wind abated
but things weren't getting any better. Then, with a sound like an
explosion, a shudder went through the boat. The chain had been thrown
off the windlass by the violent twisting of the boat and the load was
fully on the snubber and the sampson posts. If we hadn't just put it
in place, the anchor would have torn the front rigging off the boat,
possibly taking the mast with it. We had very narrowly escaped a real
disaster.

We threw on our jackets as fast as we could and jumped back on deck to
assess.

I clipped onto the safety lines again (these are called jacklines and
they run fore and aft along each side deck for times when one might
get pitched off the deck into the water) and went foreward. I knew I
had to put out more chain The extra length would cut the shock loads
which were now threatening the boat with each new wave. I also knew
this was an operation that could cost dearly if anything went wrong. I
stood in that wind, riding the boat up in the air then down into the
water for what seemed forever, the wind washing spray back over me
from each splash.

Finally I went back to Jen in the cockpit and had her start the
engines. I went forward and shouted for her to engage the engines and
drive the boat forward full throttle. When she did, I found that I
could move the chain a bit by hand. I shouted to her to stop,
surprised she could hear me, but she did. I went back to the cockpit,
got another snubbing line and went forward after telling her the plan
and giving her the cues for when I would need the engines again.

I went forward, fed as much chain as I had over the side with the new
snubbing line in place and prepared myself. Any mislaying of the lines
would at least have torn the windlass and rollers away if not the
bowsprit and rigging above. I called and she put the engines in gear.

The engines got the strain off the system enough for me to loosen the
first restraint, feed the extra chain over the roller, take the strain
onto the new line and it only took two tries during neither of which
did I lose any part of either hand. I watched the boat fall away from
the anchor back to the full length of the chain. The new line held. I
put the first line in place as a backup on the chain and crawled back
along the deck, the wind now at my back.

We shut down the engines and went below. We turned on the weather
radio and it was alive with constant looping announcements of Doppler
radar discoveries of dangerous winds in the area, which at this point
we did not consider news. The conditions outside were orders of
magnitude greater than their earlier predictions The boat was still
violently pitching and dashing into the surf, spray flying everywhere
but the shock loads had been much reduced and if the cleat stayed in
the deck and the anchor wasn't torn out of the bottom we would
probably survive.

Jen fell out, exhausted, fully dressed in bed. I stayed awake as long
as I could before I, too, slid in beside her. She woke up just long
enough to make sure I only got under the top two blankets, not under
the third one or in between the sheets. She might be in danger of her
life but she wasn't going to die with dirty sheets.

The wind continued well into the night. I tried to think of what to do
next, what fall back plan I should have. I concluded that if worst
came, we'd be blown away across the two mile wide bay and aground
someplace but there wasn't any place deep enough for us to drown by
sinking the boat. Even if she was holed and flooded, we'd probably
have some part of her sticking up high enough to cling to as she lay
on the bottom. I kept the radio warmed up to call the coast guard but
daylight came and we were still intact.

In the morning, the tumult had abated and I went out to take stock. I
found no particular damage to the windlass and only minor to the
roller system. I took the back up snubber off. The primary snubber
which had taken the beating all night long was stretched to a
permanent rock hardness but intact. I pulled in all the chain hand
over hand and we rocked the anchor out by pulling the chain straight
up over it and applying the engines forward and reverse a few times.
When I finally got it up I could see that it had been seriously buried
by the repeated pounding and that, thank god, I had planted him in
good North Carolina clay, strong enough to take the abuse.

We had a good breakfast, motored over to a fuel dock to top off then
spent the day going down through the Alligator River as the wind
gradually reduced itself to a whisper, a breath then to nothing at
all. Which is where you find us now, hoping Andrew's birthday was
quiet and good for him.

John from the boat