Goombay punch

Hi kids!

We went food shopping in Nassau when we got into the harbor to get
some fresh vegetables and fruit. Of course, we don't buy soda. It's
way too much sugar for us. Did you know there are sixteen teaspoons of
sugar in a can of soda? That's nuts! If I saw you putting sixteen
teaspoons of sugar in a glass of water and drinking it, I'd go,"Dude!
What?"

But anyway, we were shopping and this sixpack of soda caught Angel
Jen's eye. Who could turn down Bahamas Goombay Punch?

Me.

"Put that right back!" I said. "You can drink tea or water!"

So we didn't get Bahamas Goombay Punch after all. But isn't it a happy
little can of soda?